writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
bitch about how much “technology is ruining society” all you want. im gonna go communicate with hundreds of people at once while u fuck the stonehenge
i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class
Animals Growing Up
Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash
MY HEart JFC
THE BOXERS omg
people who hate being home alone need to leave
when you try your best but you don’t succeed
*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*
- baby: m....m...m
- mom: mama? ma? mommy?
- baby: m...m...
- baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT