jahchanel:

funk-thefree-world:

fam

My love

dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

looookatmeow:

Every super hero movie


(Source: louyouwhore)


nerdsandgamersftw:

dorkly:

An Infomercial For How You Actually Play Skyrim

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dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

(Source: illkim)


"The Swamp Mud is a metaphor, her metaphor. She’s a sophisticated witch with extraordinary gifts. Hiding out as a hippie swamp rat. From humble hillbilly stocks, she’s been a witch since birth. Her power and humanity separating her from everyone around her. In fact, those around her tried endlessly to destroy her in order to mask their own evil purposes. Yet she rose from the ashes stronger than ever, more fully realized. A living testament to the greater ideals of our coven. Power, compassion, and uniqueness. We are lucky to have found her and she us."

(Source: annieedisons)

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

swarnpert:

actually we don’t call it pop culture here we call it soda culture

Well excuse you but it’s actually fizzy culture

Matilda, Directed by Danny DeVito. (1996)

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gemiblu:

sacredmoon123:

Imagine if in “Frozen” when Anna’s heart finally freezes, Elsa, horror struck and filled with grief began to hold her and sing a reprise version of “Do You Want to build a Snowman.”

Cause I feel like it’d go like this:

Elsa:

….Yes I wanna build a snowman….

…And ride our bikes around the halls…

…It’s because I cared for you….

…I hid from you…

…And now you took the fall…..

 

…I wanted to protect you….

…Now look at you…

…Frozen by my own hands….

 

*Pauses looking at her hands*

 

…Yes I wanna build a snowman…

…And play outside in all the snow…

…I wanted just to hold you close….

…Open up my door…

…Because I loved you most…

 

…I was always lonely….

…Not anymore…

…Cause now I can finally see…

 

…I want to build a snowman …

…One more time Anna please……….

*cries*

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jesusinc:

jesusinc:

Petition to make Joe from princess diaries the new anonymous icon

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