writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test

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warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

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churchsext:

bitch about how much “technology is ruining society” all you want. im gonna go communicate with hundreds of people at once while u fuck the stonehenge 

nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class


nolove-tospeak:

clangnbang:

el-h0mbre:

eatfithappiness:

epic-humor:

Animals Growing Up

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

MY HEart JFC

THE TURTLE

THE BOXERS omg

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crystallized-teardrops:

people who hate being home alone need to leave

bestpal:

when you try your best but you don’t succeed


nawdah:

im fucking crying

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sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

  • baby: m....m...m
  • mom: mama? ma? mommy?
  • baby: m...m...
  • baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT

gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

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